BOO!

Let's take a break from wedding stuff and chat a little about our favorite holiday. As Halloween approaches, I thought I'd share some of the fun decorations one might see while walking around our neighborhood. So much for cute little pumpkins or shiny white Casper the Friendly ghosts...... WELCOME TO HELL ON EARTH!!!! (insert scary maniacal laugh here)
Me: "Oh hello. Um, did you lose your body? I could help you look for it in the park?"

Hanging head: "I'm good."

Me: "k, um, yeah, of course you are. sorry."

Now let's play a favorite neighborhood game of "Count the Skull-Skeleton-Bat-Thingys".

How many can you see? 4? Nope, only 3! The one in the center window is actually an American Girl doll with white face paint. How clever!

As we continue our neighborhood walk, we pass a school, a park and oh, what's this? Oh yeah, a graveyard.

Let's take a closer look....

Ah yes, we have a star among us! This dude is taking a break from promoting his latest film, Saw 27. Welcome to the 'hood man!
Now what else do we see here in the graveyard of fun? He's had a bad day, huh? Looks like someone overindulged in too much Halloween candy. Or too much human. I dunno, what do you think?

Chicago's rats are known to chew through garbage bins in the alleys, but is it just me or are they getting a little more aggressive??

And dead guys' toes look a little too real for me. I think I'm ready to leave the graveyard.

Oh look a clown!Isn't it funny how so many people are afraid of clowns? I don't get it. They are so sweet and fun and silly! Especially when they have a flesh eating bacteria on their hands! Oh hahahahaha!!!

The local butcher is out but he's not giving away a Thanksgiving turkey...

It's a shame his tie got all dirty though, huh?

Now my friends, the Arc de Triumph, the cream of the crop, the scariest friggin thing I cannot get out of my head DESPITE only having seen it during daylight hours.... Why is this scary you ask?

1. The clown is wielding a knife.

2. The clown is balding.

3. The clown is a midget.

4. The clown has an abnormally large forehead/skull/brain/watersac

AND finally... 5. The clown is hanging above the front door.

How's that for trick or treat? At least Dracula is there to recessitate you when you're heart stops after being scared mindless from that freaky little thing.

Ok everyone, I think we are ready to head back to the safety of our sweet little condo. Oh look, a pretty bush.. What the @(#&$#(*&$!!!!
Oh Freddy Kruger, you crazy old cat! You got us again with that hiding behind the bushes thing. Say hi to all the kiddies on Halloween for me!!

Sweet dreams everyone...1...2...he's gonna come for you.....