Dear Bacon, Avocado & Cheese,

You are lovely.You are perfection.

You are what I dream of, when I'm awake and when I'm sleeping.

But please, you are no good for me....especially in the mass quantities of which I am able to consume. Let's take a break, ok? It's going to hurt me more than it hurts you, but we'll be fine. I'd like to say we'll be friends, but I don't want to lead my stomach on. So this is goodbye ok? I'll miss you...

Hmm...Avocado, wait! Wait, just listen ok? Maybe we still have a chance? Let's take it slow. I promise I won't dress you up into Mr. Guacamole.